Oh Edmund! Could it be...

... that I hold, in these very hands, a nugget... of purest green?

Success! I've got Twitterfeed working!

Still nada. Maybe this will work.

The Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over The Lazy Dog.
The Lazy Dog Kicked The Quick Brown Fox In The Nadgers.

Is this thing on?

Test posting.

If this post appears in my Twitter feed, my theory is correct, Watson!

Testing, testing...

... 1... 2... 3.

If I'm right, this won't appear on my Twitter account.